Introduction
Transforming a standard baseball bat into a zombie defense weapon requires creativity and a bit of metalworking skill. This guide offers six unique modifications to enhance your bat’s defensive capabilities. Each modification comes with detailed instructions and safety precautions.
Bat-chete
Attach a 12-inch machete blade to the end of the bat, reinforced with eight steel spikes. Use a cobra weave wrist lanyard to prevent losing the weapon. This setup combines the reach of a bat with the cutting power of a machete.
Materials
- 12-inch machete blade
- Eight steel spikes
- Cobra weave wrist lanyard
- Adhesive
- Steel mounting plate
Tools
- Drill
- Screwdriver
- Adhesive applicator
- Wrench
Steps
- Clean and dry the bat’s end.
- Attach the steel mounting plate to the bat using screws.
- Secure the machete blade to the mounting plate with screws and steel spikes.
- Apply adhesive to the blade and mounting plate for extra stability.
- Attach the wrist lanyard to the bat handle.
‘Tina’
Wrap concertina wire (razor-edged prison fencing) around the bat using fence staples. This creates a jagged surface for dismembering zombies.
Materials
- Concertina wire
- Fence staples
- Steel wire cutters
Tools
- Pliers
- Tape measure
Steps
- Measure and cut the concertina wire to fit around the bat.
- Wrap the wire tightly around the bat.
- Secure the wire with fence staples every 2 inches.
- Ensure the wire is evenly distributed and tightly secured.
The Flail
Remove the last 6 inches of the bat, attach it to a steel chain with archery field target points. Use paracord for a secure grip during spinning motions.
Materials
- Steel chain
- Archery field target points
- Paracord
- 6-inch bat section
Tools
- Drill
- Screwdriver
- Wire cutters
Steps
- Cut the bat 6 inches from the end.
- Attach the bat section to the steel chain using screws.
- Tie paracord around the bat handle for a secure grip.
- Attach field target points to the end of the chain.
Shard
Embed shattered glass bottles into the bat using Liquid Nails adhesive. The fragmented surface can disintegrate zombie body parts on impact.
Materials
- Shattered glass bottles
- Liquid Nails adhesive
Tools
- Hammer
- Chisel
- Adhesive applicator
Steps
- Break glass bottles into small shards.
- Clean and dry the bat’s surface.
- Apply Liquid Nails adhesive to the bat.
- Embed glass shards into the adhesive.
- Allow the adhesive to dry completely.
The Scorpion
Install razor-sharp steel spikes on the bat’s middle sections. Attach an ice ax pick to the end for piercing and tearing.
Materials
- Razor-sharp steel spikes
- Ice ax pick
- Adhesive
Tools
- Drill
- Screwdriver
- Adhesive applicator
Steps
- Clean and dry the bat’s surface.
- Attach steel spikes to the middle sections using screws and adhesive.
- Attach the ice ax pick to the end of the bat using screws.
- Ensure all attachments are securely fastened.
Silent Night Sucka’
Mount three circular saw blades on a paracord-wrapped handle. The spinning blades create a lethal cutting surface.
Materials
- Three circular saw blades
- Paracord
- Steel mounting plate
Tools
- Drill
- Screwdriver
- Adhesive applicator
Steps
- Clean and dry the bat’s handle.
- Wrap paracord around the handle for a secure grip.
- Attach the steel mounting plate to the bat using screws.
- Mount the circular saw blades to the mounting plate using screws.
- Ensure all blades are securely fastened and balanced.
Summary
Each modification offers unique defensive capabilities, from the cutting power of the Bat-chete to the spinning blades of the Silent Night Sucka’. Always prioritize safety when working with hazardous materials and ensure all modifications are securely fastened.